Wisconsin is a really cool state, and I swear I'm not being a condescending Northeast elitist about it. This isn't like when some loathsome New York City resident praises Chicago as a "nice little town." I don't mean "Wisconsin is really cool, for an upper Midwestern state that Prince isn't from," or "Wisconsin is really cool, if you like cheese, and who in their right mind doesn't like cheese," or even "Wisconsin is a really cool state that I wasted a pleasant week in while tagging along on my wife's recent work trip."
Well, yes, sort of that last one, I guess. The weather was great, and my computer was first broken and then "broken," and I managed to cobble together four perfect days in Madison without …