A larger, more glorious version of Hoodie Melo: Photo: Cooper Neill/ [object Object] Jeremy Lin listens to, and respects, the basketball: Photo: Al Bello/ [object Object] Here’s Michael Beasley’s face—but is it really his face? What does “face” mean? Who can know? Photo: Jeff Zelevansky/ [object Object] Here are Michael Beasley’s 10 fingers—or are they 11?? Photo: Jeff Zelevansky/ [object Object] It’s hard to look tough when you deliberately pose like that: Photo: Josh Lefkowitz/ [object Object] At last, there is photographic proof that the Sixers signed Emeka Okafor to play for them, and not for some other role. He’s holding a basketball and everything: Photo: Elsa/ [object Object] If that doesn’t work, Kris Humphries is there, too: Photo: Elsa/ [objec…